Saturday, October 30, 2010

ON THE EFFICACY OF STATUS UPDATES

it's 9:00 p.m., saturday october 30, and i think i'm the only one in town not putting the finishing touches on my costume. instead, i'm dropping my keys into the ravine next to where i parked my bike at the plaid pantry. argh. find those keys get home before you give in to the urge to buy a mask at fred meyer and go out anyway. am i the only homo who doesn't care about halloween? the others are probably still going to the party. don't think about it. pack.
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  1. AnonymousOctober 30, 2010 at 11:42 PM

    You are the only homo, period. The only one that matters, anyway.

    Your friend in Christ,
    N. Ross

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  2. ChristopherOctober 30, 2010 at 11:59 PM

    jesus loves us, this i know. he sanctified our union, after all, and will forgive a future transgression for my abstemiousness tonight.

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