we have a teenager! moniquipher skipped the easy nonsense of the early years. we're raising ours from fourteen, because everyone knows that babies are ugly!
we are still learning, though. it wasn't a very good idea to let the fourteen year old go off on her own in powell's on a sunday afternoon with a promise to find her later. that store is full of black haired females hunched over books in the aisles. but that's what the paging system is for.
and fourteen year olds eat. we feed ours b.l.t.s and ice cream. she likes walking the boulevard and watching the people in the neighborhood. and the people in the neighborhood see her eating her ice cream. there's a come and get it photo opportunity on every block. our agent says it's good for our image.
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