KISSY BOOTS AND TELL

the greatest band that never was is breaking up to pursue other projects together. the secret to marital bliss is not giving in to the delusion that there's any such thing. relationships outside of the relationship make it stronger. and if you've read anything about relationships in the last year, you know that non-monogamy is all the rage, and even if they say we're young and we don't know, they won't ever say that we were unfashionable. (sex at dawn happened last night up against the front door.) they say our love won't pay the rent, before it's earned out money's all be spent. so we're asking you for your help. buy your way into the moniquipher connubial bed today at fremont and mississippi. just $5 for french style. that's what the sign says. the bands are going on the road. come kiss us buen viaje.