eliot spitzer's call girl can't get a book deal. (or she can't hold on to one, anyway.) but ashley dupre isn't going to let the sidelining of her memoir (like i said, it's just such an up and down genre) get her down: she recently posed for playboy and plans on "doing the whole club/underground scene" to further her career as a pop starlet. [quote taken only slightly out of context.]
some people don't take her seriously, but she's keeping her head up. and it's hard to get published by a major house. at least we know now not to use any of ashley's agents.
it was only by force of that inspiration that i didn't lose hope when i found out the "preppy whale" had supplanted the unicorn as the symbol of portland's sexuality-ironic cool. here's a front shot for anyone who wants to check out those goods, too. now team unicorn pony -- "the bester looking team at the races" -- can go whole hog on its kit without fearing reprisal from the lovers. i'm thinking all white skin suits with rainbow laser arrays. everything has a silver lining. thanks, ashley.
fact or fiction, ladies and gentlemen? don't ask me.
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